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Falls Church City 

Yes, we may only be two square miles in size, but our population exceeds 10,000 and it takes approximately 10-15 minutes to get from one side of town to the other, depending on traffic. Nonetheless, we are the city where, literally, everybody knows your name. You grew up with the same kids, you know everyone's past; who they've dated, what grade they received on their last test, what street they live on and how many dogs their family owns. Our only high school is George Mason (not to be confused with George Mason University), and is one of the highest ranked in the country; despite being public, the typical graduating class is below 200. When asked where you live, DC is the most accurate response, seeing as we are 7 miles from the Nation's Capital...saying Northern Virginia simply doesn't do it justice (a commonly abused and over-used phrase). We know what the Metro is, and we use it too. Liberal, diverse (in our acceptance of all cultures), filled with opportunity, what's not to love? You are 5 minutes away, both directions, from anything and everything you need. It's fabulous, I love it, and I couldn't imagine growing up anywhere other than Falls Church, the city I call home.
Person A: Where are you From?
FCC Resident: Northern Virginia
Person A: Me too! I'm From Manassas.
FCC Resident: I'm 7 minutes away from DC...and I don't have a southern accent!
Falls Church City by Mark April 13, 2005
When two people are walking in different directions toward eachother and have to get around but end up going the same direction side to side numerous times.
Dan and Jon just shivvled in the busy hallway.
shivvle by Mark April 13, 2005

volkswagen 

A car company that proves that you can overcome anything. Volkswagen succeeded and became one of the biggest car manufacurers in the world despite the fact that it was used as propaganda by Hitler to help take over the world
I drive a Volkswagen and its the best
volkswagen by mark April 13, 2005
A legendary red, 1994 Jeep YJ named after its Illinois vanity license plate. Since its inception, the term has become synonymous with mud. It also inspired the creation of JeepMud.com, a website devoted to Jeeps and other 4x4s from around the world.
JEEPMUD looks its best when it is covered in mud.
jeepmud by Mark April 6, 2005
An American 4x4 first built by AMC as a replacement to the CJ7. Named the Wrangler, this model was produced starting in 1986 and ending in 1996. It was was known mainly for it's square headlights. A total of 632,231 YJ Wranglers were built in its production run.
The Jeep YJ forded through the shallow river.
Jeep YJ by Mark April 6, 2005

ironchef america 

ironchef america is a cheap rip off of the fantastic show from japan iron chef.
Wow! Ironchef america really sucks.
ironchef america by Mark April 4, 2005

markilate 

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.
Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.
markilate by Mark March 31, 2005