Marco Porno's definitions

deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

pussywood

A woman who is obviously sexually aroused with apparent clitoral swelling.

She was so wet I saw pussywood.

by Marco Porno May 7, 2015

milbot

An acronym that stands for a "Mom I'd Like (to) Beat Off To.

Dude! I noticed my wife's mom is a milbot!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

mandangle

The state of a penis, when flacid, hangs as low or lower than the testicles.

"Dude! I saw "Watchmen" and the glowing blue guy had a full on mandangle going on!"

by Marco Porno August 16, 2009

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

Ghost wipe

When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.

I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!

by Marco Porno September 4, 2019