sandy olive

When you push your naked woman, crotch first, down on the beach before coitus and debris gets into her folded bits and causes intense irritation upon her clitoris.

With his complete disregard for pain the man pumped away inside of the grit filled vagina causing the poor woman to develop a sandy olive.

by Marco Porno June 24, 2021

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno September 27, 2008

pussywood

A woman who is obviously sexually aroused with apparent clitoral swelling.

She was so wet I saw pussywood.

by Marco Porno May 06, 2015

milbot

An acronym that stands for a "Mom I'd Like (to) Beat Off To.

Dude! I noticed my wife's mom is a milbot!

by Marco Porno September 26, 2008

deer dick

An alteration to a deer crossing sign that makes the deer appear to have a large penis.

Ha ha ha! Look at the deer dick on that sign!

by Marco Porno September 27, 2008

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno July 21, 2015

Ghost wipe

When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.

I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!

by Marco Porno September 04, 2019