Marc's definitions

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004

Joy ride

A great song on Grand Theft Auto one. The One which started it all. Has the best music and most rememberable.

Take it to da edge theres nowhere ta hide and call up da boys and lets go fora joy ride

by Marc August 14, 2004

daddylonglegs

A crane fly

by Marc October 15, 2003

Giulianistic

Resembling a policy in which the head of the operation is fired without sufficient cause in order to to create the illusion of effective leadership though intolerance of mediocrity

It was rather giulianistic of Mr. Whipple on his first day as the new boss to fire Will just because he accidentally over-charged one customer--the only customer he ever over-charged in his five years as a cashier.

by Marc April 7, 2005

box

radio

my hommie has a nice box in his chevy

by marc April 30, 2003

Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 4, 2005

wix

One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.

"Im getting drunk timmy pooh "lol" i need another glass of bourbon "lol" i can hardly stand even though im sitting "lol" im such a wix "lol"

by marc February 11, 2004