Marc's definitions

lifted

When a guy has extremely "large wood" i.e "pocket rocket"

"Damn dat bitch from da valley get me lifted every time i see her!!

by Marc November 28, 2003

bowing

interjection. Mispronunciation of "boring" when interupting a person speaking about an uninteresting subject, brought into popularity by Homestar Runner on www.homestarrunner.com

So we take the hypoteneuse of the triangle and using logorhythm of the apex, we can plainly ...

... BOWING! Let's talk about something else.

by Marc February 24, 2004

Joy ride

A great song on Grand Theft Auto one. The One which started it all. Has the best music and most rememberable.

Take it to da edge theres nowhere ta hide and call up da boys and lets go fora joy ride

by Marc August 14, 2004

turd blossom

1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)

1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."

by Marc April 1, 2004

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005

staten island

Name given to the small pile of gristle, burnt bits and spit-outs left on the edge of your plate at the end of a meal.

"Have you finished your dinner?"
"Yep."
"What about that last mouthful?"
"Nah, that's just Staten Island."

by Marc January 26, 2005

daddylonglegs

A crane fly

by Marc October 15, 2003