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download

1. verb. To defecate, commonly used as a euphamism over wireless communication when a third party who may be offended may be listening.

2. verb. To retrieve a digital file electronically, usually over the internet.

3. noun. A digital file retrieved as per definition 2.

4. verb. To be told news that is unwanted by the receipient.
1. I was talking to the boss on the walkie-talkie in front of a client. When I asked if he could meet up with us, he said taht he was downloading.

2. I downloaded a virus by mistake. It fucked up my puter.

3. The file I got from kazaa was a really good download.

4. My roommate got back to our crib and started downloading her day to me while I was trying to chill.
by Marc December 17, 2003
mugGet the downloadmug.

cock diesel

adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.
by Marc January 4, 2003
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Pre-teen player

One of more than 18 years of age, who enjoys sex with younger girls, under the age of 14
"Jon tried to fuck a 13 year old the other day, what a fucken pre-teen player!"
by Marc November 11, 2003
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Shaq

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.
I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!
by Marc December 27, 2004
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Xiolent

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool."
Kid: "That kid is so cool."
Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?"
Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool."
Kid 2: "Werd."
Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."
Kid 2: "Totally xiolent."
by Marc April 19, 2005
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reach around

1. n: the performance of the act of masterbating a sexual partner, usually while the person performing this act is simultaneously performing doggy style, anal sex, or spooning on the same partner as the person on top.

See also: hand job, jacking off

2. n: a metaphor of def 1 describing compensation, usually derogetory.
1. I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and gave her a reach around so we could get off together

2. I coughed up five thousand dollars for this piece of shit car and the transmission shit the bed the next day. The fucker who sold it to me didn't even give me a reach around.
by Marc January 3, 2004
mugGet the reach aroundmug.

staten island

Name given to the small pile of gristle, burnt bits and spit-outs left on the edge of your plate at the end of a meal.
"Have you finished your dinner?"
"Yep."
"What about that last mouthful?"
"Nah, that's just Staten Island."
by Marc January 26, 2005
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