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sugarnado

A whirling tornado like creation caused by rapidly spinning sugar and sugar-like substances.
While baking a cake the sugarnado exploded all over my microwave, Steph got pissed.
by Marc June 17, 2006
mugGet the sugarnadomug.

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003
mugGet the fucktonmug.

squizzar

Another name for a tobacco stick. Originating from the streets of Chicago in the late 90's
I really need a squizzar otherwise im gonna go crazy.
by marc January 28, 2005
mugGet the squizzarmug.

Chub

Usually means a fat dick, but in this definition, it is a male who is particulary fat.
Damn, that is one hot chub, he must weigh about 300 pounds!
by Marc December 30, 2004
mugGet the Chubmug.

Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife.
In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler.
Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.
by Marc April 4, 2005
mugGet the Wranglemug.

six pack

1. noun. Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.

2. noun. a collection of six single serve cans or bottles of a beverage (usually soda or beer) packaged together in either cardboard or plastic rings

3. (sexual) verb. to stimulate a female sexual partner by placing two digits of the same hand into the anus and vagina as if preparing to pick up a six pack (as per def 2).

4. (technical) noun or verb. While working an entertainment event on ice such as a hockey game or ice skating event, to slip and fall on the ice while not wearing ice skates.

Entymology/notes: (def 3) Derogatory. Usually employed while bragging in locker room type situations. (def 4) Used by stage hands and those who have occasion to work on ice rinks while wearing civilian shoes. If said person slips on the ice and falls, another ice worker who sees the incident may traditionally call upon the victim to buy a six pack (as per def 2) for the witness after helping him or her off the ice, especially if the incident involves injury.
1. She must do situps. Her stomach is sporting a six pack that just won't fucking quit!

2. While in the store, I bought a pack of fags and a six pack of beer.

3. I was going down on this chick last night and right when she was about to come, I six packed her and the bitch went fucking nuts!

4. I helped the newbie up after he six packed into the ice. He was more careful after that to watch his step when the Zamboni had shaved the ice.
by Marc September 20, 2004
mugGet the six packmug.

Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.
When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.
by Marc April 3, 2005
mugGet the Klankholemug.

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