Marc's definitions

Billywitch

A term used for a Cockchafer in Suffolk England UK

by Marc October 15, 2003

Leddy

Of Irish decendant, a Leddy likes to fuck sheep and drink beer. In that order.

God damn it Leddy! I told you to stay off my farm!

by Marc December 7, 2003

straight acting

1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)

1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"

by Marc January 27, 2004

Hardy Hawk

noun. A mohawk made of pubic hair in the pubic region.

I just made myself a Hardy Hawk!

by Marc April 3, 2005

Mowgli

Mowgli is a fictional character in "The Jungle Books" by Rudyard Kipling (1894-1895)

Mowgli's stories

by Marc February 24, 2004

pocket rocket

An ace underneath.

He beat me with pocket rockets.

by Marc October 29, 2003

grumpkin

A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.

Oh, there goes that lil' grumpkin truckin' around campus again.

by Marc November 17, 2003