National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.
In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.
This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.
What are you doing for PoonFest?
by
Marc
December 07, 2004
Contemporary kitchen appliance that heats food by exposing water molecules to a constant beam of radiation. Newer models radiate all the molecules in food. Men's second best friend: the Microwave oven.
Frozen Burritos? Pop 'em in the nuker!
Spoken to an individual when they are
whining or complaining excessively.
Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.
Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!
Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!
Buy a
Call the wahmbulance
mug!
Featured in the great song by M.O.P aka the Mash Out Posse, Ante Up Remix. When Remi Martin comes on she spoils it. Y'know a female rapper. HA!!!!!
usta Ryhmes]
Attention please, attention please!!
This shit here feels like a whole entire WORLD collapsed!
Motherfuckerrrrrrrrrr! Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah) yeah!
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
Blunt(blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt (blunt) blunt
Busta Rhymes now, M.O.P. now
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now? (What you want now?)
What you want now?
(What you want want want want want want BLUNT BLUNT)
ANTE UP!! No, cut that fool!
They want to act stupid gun-butt that fool
When I cock that tool, nigga run your damn jewels
'fore we fuck around and lay you up in your own blood pool, nigga
Hunt you down nigga, run your ass down
Unleash the hounds til them niggaz'll gun your ass down (STOP IT)
You frontin like this was a thing of the past
With tattoos over the scars a nigga left on your ass!
My niggaz think lopsided, bust they gat cross-sided
In the subways they rob trains runnin along-side it!
(BLUNT BLUNT) See motherfucker we don't play with that shit
And if you want your shit back you had to PAY for that shit!
You little costume niggaz, Romper-Room niggaz
Get you in the night or early in the afternoon niggaz
We takin your whole shit WHILE WE PASS THROUGH
Even the shirt off your back, nigga RUN THAT TOO
Very old Brazilian expression, which means "all is (was) lost", with no turning back. Probably from rural origin, just think a farmer trying to rescue a cow from been stuck to death in a swamp.
It's used in situations like "The situation of the company was already bad in the Telecom market, then came the Chinese products and the cow went to the swamp"
Buy a
the cow went to the swamp
mug!
Windows 98 with a new name. Its really slow and crappy and I have to use them at school. They changed the horrible blue screen error with ie.explorer.exe wont work error.
Bill Gates: "This is the brand new version of Windows. Windows ME were ME stands for millenium edition which is Windows 98 with a new name (don't tell anyone).
We at Microsoft the leaders in the problem creators for the problem solvers highly reccomend using ISPs and Hardware which can only match to our supeior, AOL dialup and Microsoft Wireless multimedia keyboard and mouse.
New features in AOL 9.0 is it just will not fucking work more shit then ever.
The Microsoft wireless multimedia keyboard has a automatic wrist rest and keyboard hight adjuster which we gurantee will fit in with your desktop in other words It'll break.
The microsoft wireless multimedia mouse has a random mouse click breaker as well as some batteries are not big enough so I have to use duracell batteries everytime my mouse runs out. Also the grip runs out
The thought of another minute sitting next to
dat skank gave me
da jibblies
by
Marc
December 11, 2003
