Marc's definitions

suckstress

n. female who is skilled in performing oral sex on a male.

"That chick was the queen of all suckstresses -- I never had a better blowjob in my life!"

by Marc February 14, 2004

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

axion

AxioN is pwning s0m3 b1sh3s!

AxioN is the man, I need some AxioN.

AxioN is shiznit

by Marc May 26, 2004

wow-i'd-love-to-be-caught-up-in-those

The feeling that one has when they see something so attractive that it takes courage to look directly upon or in to, knowing that once you do, you won't escape... yet you won't have a problem with that.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

sappy

Expressing to states of human emotions. Blending happiness and sadness into one word.

Yes, I am sappy but I hope you have fun on your trip. (happy this person is going on their trip, but sad because youll miss them)

by Marc May 28, 2004

Cananicle

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.

noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Chub

Usually means a fat dick, but in this definition, it is a male who is particulary fat.

Damn, that is one hot chub, he must weigh about 300 pounds!

by Marc December 30, 2004