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shit the bed

1. verb. To die

2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.

entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.

2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004
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Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife.
In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler.
Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.
by Marc April 4, 2005
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six pack

1. noun. Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.

2. noun. a collection of six single serve cans or bottles of a beverage (usually soda or beer) packaged together in either cardboard or plastic rings

3. (sexual) verb. to stimulate a female sexual partner by placing two digits of the same hand into the anus and vagina as if preparing to pick up a six pack (as per def 2).

4. (technical) noun or verb. While working an entertainment event on ice such as a hockey game or ice skating event, to slip and fall on the ice while not wearing ice skates.

Entymology/notes: (def 3) Derogatory. Usually employed while bragging in locker room type situations. (def 4) Used by stage hands and those who have occasion to work on ice rinks while wearing civilian shoes. If said person slips on the ice and falls, another ice worker who sees the incident may traditionally call upon the victim to buy a six pack (as per def 2) for the witness after helping him or her off the ice, especially if the incident involves injury.
1. She must do situps. Her stomach is sporting a six pack that just won't fucking quit!

2. While in the store, I bought a pack of fags and a six pack of beer.

3. I was going down on this chick last night and right when she was about to come, I six packed her and the bitch went fucking nuts!

4. I helped the newbie up after he six packed into the ice. He was more careful after that to watch his step when the Zamboni had shaved the ice.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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Klankhole

Noun. The anus of a person who farts too often.
When I watch too much televeision my klankhole begins to burn.
by Marc April 3, 2005
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Fuzz Face

If you resemble Fuzz in any way. (Fuzz is a guy with fuzz hair :|)
Dude 1. Woah, that dude looks like Ad.
Dude 2. Woah, what a Fuzz Face!
by Marc June 29, 2004
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bad-ass

1. adjective. having extremely favorable qualities

2. adjective. pertaining to a person or thing that is rugged, strong, and/or ready to show these qualities

3. noun. person who is perceived to have the qualities of definition 2
1. I have a bad-ass car with a kickin sound system and bitchin rims.

2. The armored tank is a bad-ass military vehicle that can roll over just about anything.

3. Mohammed Ali was a bad-ass in the boxing ring.
by Marc February 24, 2004
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cramerox

One that rocks
by Marc July 9, 2003
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