Definitions by Marc

Whiggam 

A whiggam is an utter knob jockey

that whiggam told me to burn

Whiggam by Marc May 13, 2005

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

smurf by marc May 13, 2005

fartologist 

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005

farf 

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

farf by Marc April 25, 2005

Colonic Wonder 

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

Colonic Wonder by Marc April 25, 2005

Xiolent 

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool."

Kid: "That kid is so cool."
Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?"
Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool."
Kid 2: "Werd."
Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."
Kid 2: "Totally xiolent."

Xiolent by Marc April 19, 2005

cha cha slide 

A dance common in grammar school dances. It involves sliding to the left right,clappping it up, taking it back now ya'll, and cha chaing real smooth. Personally I prefer to grind, or just plain fucking, but then again kids who do the cha cha slide are either 10 or like some 30 year old guy who lives in his mothers basement and can only hook up with 10 year olds.

I want to kill the person who created the cha cha slide. Him and William Hung are going to be lynched with barbed wire.

cha cha slide by Marc April 19, 2005