Marc's definitions

smurf

when your balls get stuck to your leg

when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg

by marc May 13, 2005

westside shocker

just like the regular shocker, except the index and middle fingers are crossed, and the thumb is extended, making some weird ass w-ish shit.

last time i tried the westside shocker she punched me in the face

by Marc August 6, 2004

bloast

Beating someone up

Homie I,m gonna bloast him up

by Marc June 5, 2004

ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?

by Marc July 26, 2004

sudeep

One tough Indian.

Did you hear, he got his ass kicked by Sudeep!

by marc December 31, 2003

Winecor

A fast eating scruffy suburbanite, often prone to fits of spontaneous laughter. Long fingernails are an additional feature.

Have you seen that Winecore over there?
How disgusting...

by Marc June 6, 2003

jibblies

n. uncomfortable feeling of dread or horror. esp. uncomfortable mental image.

Syn: willies, heebie jeebies, weirded out, creeped out

Ant: stoked, psyched

Ent: coined by the character StrongBad on www.homestarrunner.com

The thought of another minute sitting next to dat skank gave me da jibblies

by Marc December 11, 2003