Marc's definitions

Xiolent

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool."

Kid: "That kid is so cool."
Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?"
Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool."
Kid 2: "Werd."
Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."
Kid 2: "Totally xiolent."

by Marc April 19, 2005

cha cha slide

A dance common in grammar school dances. It involves sliding to the left right,clappping it up, taking it back now ya'll, and cha chaing real smooth. Personally I prefer to grind, or just plain fucking, but then again kids who do the cha cha slide are either 10 or like some 30 year old guy who lives in his mothers basement and can only hook up with 10 year olds.

I want to kill the person who created the cha cha slide. Him and William Hung are going to be lynched with barbed wire.

by Marc April 19, 2005

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.

Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.

by Marc April 25, 2005

cougar

MILF(Mother I'd Like To Fuck)

Stifler's Mom!

by Marc July 2, 2004

ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?

by Marc July 26, 2004