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unsat

adj. Of poor quality. Lacking.

entemology: Thanks to the military's love for abbreviations and acronyms, unsat is shor for "unsatisfactory"
The plebe had unpolished shoes and a wrinkled uniform. The inspecting officer failed him and said he was completely unsat.
by Marc February 7, 2004
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Xiolent

A term generally meaning "awesome" or "cool."
Kid: "That kid is so cool."
Kid 2: "Yeah, but is he 'xiolent' cool?"
Kid: "No... only Marc is xiolent cool."
Kid 2: "Werd."
Kid: "Let's go poke fat kids."
Kid 2: "Totally xiolent."
by Marc April 19, 2005
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big chicken dinner

1. n. (military) slang for a BCD or "bad conduct discharge", the second least desired status of a US military serviceman.
A serviceman usually leaves with an honorable, general under honorable conditions, general under dishonorable conditions, or the big chicken dinner. If he really fucked up, he'll get a dishonorable discharge.
by Marc February 14, 2004
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shit-nuts

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front
Ralph is shit-nuts
by Marc December 14, 2002
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blue blood

This means that you come from a wealthy background (old money).
"His blood is so blue, that he is a natural-born yacht club captain."
by Marc December 8, 2003
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Virtual Boy

The most un-Gameboy one can get. (a definate shark jumper.
That is so lame it is virtual boy.
by Marc November 30, 2004
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hoover

1 n. a person who (a) is well-practiced at performing oral sex on a male, performs the act a lot, or (b) is seen in a negative light for performing the act. See also, (complimentary) suckstress, (derogatory) slut.

2. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than his fair portion of shared cocaine. See also pig.

3. n. a person who injests what is perceived by others to be more than a safe amount of cocaine. See also, party girl, coke head.

4. n. in SCUBA diving, a person who depletes his air supply more quickly than others in the group.

5. n. or v. in some parts of Great Britain and Australia, a generic term for "vacuum cleaner" (as people in the United States say "Coke" when they mean soda or "band-aid" when they mean adhesive bandage).
1. (a) My girlfriend gives great blowjobs. She's a fucking hoover!

(b) That hoover has blown every guy in the club. I wouldn't stick a stolen dick in that mouth.

2. We agreed to divvy up an eight-ball of coke three ways, but that greedy hoover Carl bumped half of it before we got any.

3. If Emily doesn't stop snorting so much coke, that hoover is going to give herself a heart attack.

4. I still had half a tank left, but we had to surface because Joe was being a total hoover and had used up all his air.

5. We spilled dirt on the carpet, so we had to hoover the entire floor. What did we use? A hoover.
by Marc February 14, 2004
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