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six pack

1. noun. Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.

2. noun. a collection of six single serve cans or bottles of a beverage (usually soda or beer) packaged together in either cardboard or plastic rings

3. (sexual) verb. to stimulate a female sexual partner by placing two digits of the same hand into the anus and vagina as if preparing to pick up a six pack (as per def 2).

4. (technical) noun or verb. While working an entertainment event on ice such as a hockey game or ice skating event, to slip and fall on the ice while not wearing ice skates.

Entymology/notes: (def 3) Derogatory. Usually employed while bragging in locker room type situations. (def 4) Used by stage hands and those who have occasion to work on ice rinks while wearing civilian shoes. If said person slips on the ice and falls, another ice worker who sees the incident may traditionally call upon the victim to buy a six pack (as per def 2) for the witness after helping him or her off the ice, especially if the incident involves injury.
1. She must do situps. Her stomach is sporting a six pack that just won't fucking quit!

2. While in the store, I bought a pack of fags and a six pack of beer.

3. I was going down on this chick last night and right when she was about to come, I six packed her and the bitch went fucking nuts!

4. I helped the newbie up after he six packed into the ice. He was more careful after that to watch his step when the Zamboni had shaved the ice.
by Marc September 20, 2004
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Spoooolllllz

When one cups the hand in a gripping form, and air-masturbates, and says spools.
"Yeah man,, SPOOOOOLLLLLLSSSS *wank motion*"
by Marc December 7, 2004
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the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)
Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.
by marc February 3, 2005
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poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.
What are you doing for PoonFest?
by Marc December 7, 2004
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coolio

Coolio was a Rapper who was a "one hit wonder". Everyone knows him fro gangsta's paradise and thats it.
"Whats that song coolio has done ages ago"

"gansgters paradise is the onl;y one hes done"
by Marc May 28, 2004
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shit-nuts

when a guy whipes his ass from back to front
Ralph is shit-nuts
by Marc December 14, 2002
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farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.
I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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