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adj. Very very muscular; extremely stout.
Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be one cock diesel muthafucka
by Marc January 04, 2003

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1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit
1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.
by Marc December 11, 2003

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The most insane/technical death metal band ever.
Necrophagist are from Germany.
by Marc March 22, 2005

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Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.
Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.
by Marc April 04, 2005

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A rapper who is 90% of the time featured on other peoples albumns. Always sings the chorus.
Hey you heared that albumn by Nate Dogg. Its got every chorus he has done in every song he has done.
by Marc October 26, 2004

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1. Conventionally masculine. Describes a homosexual male whose behaviour resembles that of the traditional heterosexual or straight male stereotype. Often considered politically incorrect (or even homophobic) as a label, but can be used facetiously. May apply to gay males who exhibit conventional masculinity out of a genuine predisposition, as well as to those who affect it out of insecurity (sometimes to remain in the closet).
2. The gay male equivalent of the lipstick lesbian. As a social phenomenon, the "straight acting" homosexual breaks from gay stereotypes in a way comparable to the metrosexual's defiance of straight stereotypes. (Both labels rely on stereotypes in order to be understandable, even as they describe non-stereotypical behaviour.)
1. "I've never considered myself downright flaming, but my straight acting boyfriend makes me look sooo faggy."
2. "He's so straight acting he passed by my gaydar undetected."
3. "I hate the term 'straight acting.' I mean, who's to say that straight people aren't trying to act like US?"
by Marc January 27, 2004

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Expressing to states of human emotions. Blending happiness and sadness into one word.
Yes, I am sappy but I hope you have fun on your trip. (happy this person is going on their trip, but sad because youll miss them)
by Marc May 28, 2004

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