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Definitions by Manx Bloke

Generally stands for 'What the royal fuck'.

A more grandiose version of "wtf" (What the fuck).

Used when "wtf" just isn't enough to express one's surprise/shock/anger etc.

Commonly suffixed with numerous exclamation marks/question marks.

Capitalisation is often used to express further surprise/shock/anger etc, but is not essential.
A. "Dude, I've just had my wang tattooed, check it out."
B. "wtrf!!!???"

A. "Dude, you should have seen the chick I nailed last night, horny as fuck"
B. "Cool, do I know her?"
A. "Yeah dude, it was your little sister."
B. "WTRF!!!!!???"
wtrf by Manx Bloke February 7, 2013

Rasputin 

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.
Rasputin by Manx Bloke January 13, 2008

High Green 

The most northern suburb of Sheffield and home to the Arctic Monkeys and me.
Most notable landmarks are the fosters flats.
"It's High Green mate, via Hillsborough please"
"Angram Bank junior & infants school were quality!"
High Green by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007

Sheffield 

The city of sex & steel, the heart of the north, and the birthplace of football.

Basically the greatest city in the world.
"Hey, I've just been to Sheffield, and it's the shit!"
Sheffield by Manx Bloke July 30, 2007
Probably was a really top bloke who lived 2000 years ago. On the level, talked sense, encouraged everyone just to get along with each other.
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).
"Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman"

Shaun Ryder - 1995
Jesus by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007

Political Correctness

Political Correctness - The ideal that forces people, through peer-pressure, to use certain words or act in a certain way as to not cause offence to anyone.

Taking the idea of equality to the extreme.

Often championed by the BBC, who not only use politically correct terms, but often use the "token black man/token female" in many programmes and features.

A tool frequently used by New Labour.

The eradicator of free-speech.

The root of everything that is wrong with society today.
A shot-arse is not "physically challenged", he/she is a short arse.
A dumbass is not "mentally challenged", he/she is a dumbass.
A binman is not a "refuse collector", he/she is a binman.
A postman is not a "letter carrier", he/she is a postman.
The loser in a boxing match did not "finish second place", he/she lost!

Political Correctness is a plague on modern society.
Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.
Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse!"
Jeeves: "Very good sir"
arse by Manx bloke January 2, 2007