Definitions by ManletDepreciator
meddling manlet
A quarrelsome and small-minded manlet who is prone to ineffectively inserting himself into grown-up issues and conversations in a futile attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his dwarfish life and despite the fact that grown-up subject matter goes right over his pea-brained, little head. 1978, Maryland State Delegate and absolute manlet Isaiah Dixon who hilariously tried to legislatively ban the playing of Randy Newman's musical masterpiece Short People on the radio is a good example of this phenomenon, as well as disgraced video game producer and miserable manlet boy Tiny Todd Howard who, because of his effeminate petiteness and overpowering Napoleon complex, has childishly ruined many video games with his transparent and preposterous tall tales.
Lol, why is that squealing manlet stuck headfirst in that trashcan over there? The meddling manlet tried to stop a group of children from riding that roller coaster because he was denied entrance due to his girlish height, so the kids threw him in the trash where he belongs. The trashcan must be like an aircraft hangar to that microscopic manlet boy. Hahahahaha!
meddling manlet by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024
hissy fit
An expression of impotent manlet rage. The hissy fit occurs when a petite and effeminate manlet is rightfully rejected by a disgusted women for the billionth time or after the microscopic manlet boy is treed by a chihuahua or mauled by a kitten. Silly and shameful as it certainly is, the hissy fit is the only "weapon" in the stunted manlet's derisory arsenal because he is the same height as a child and nobody will ever take a fuming midget like him seriously.
Lol, why is that sissy manlet throwing a hissy fit over there? I think the compensating, little manlet boy got a spanking from his mother for stealing her high heels again. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?
hissy fit by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024
Manlets BTFO
Manlets (males shorter than 5ft10) blown the fuck out. Employed in recognition or mockery of a particularly devastating humiliation or defeat, suffered by a petite and effeminate sissy manlet boy. Frequently used online because the silly manlet's already lowly existence is constantly blighted by merited mortification due to his comical manletism and self-evident Napoleon complex.
Did you know that manlets face a 90%+ rejection rate from women and aren't even allowed to donate sperm? Hahahahaha! Eternally, brutally and utterly manlets BTFO!
Manlets BTFO by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024
Manlet detected
Manlet (a male shorter than 5ft10) detected. Employed to draw attention to the discovery of the location of a manlet. Comically stunted, terminally insecure and brimming with manlet rage, the puny manlet can often be detected when he is blowing in the wind like a leaf outside, stumbling around in public wearing high heels on the way to visit his prison daddy or seethingly glaring at you from the accursed depths of the manlet pit in your local gym.
Hey, why is that child rolling around on the ground over there? Manlet detected - it's Tiny Todd Howard, I think he is wrestling with an earthworm! Lol, that worm must be like an anaconda to that petite and insignificant manlet boy!
Manlet detected by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024
sadlet
The diminutive and therefore depressive sadlet is a manlet who is sad about being a manlet. This particularly miserable member of the manlet family can often be found crying in public at the sight of happy couples or stumbling around on stilts while loudly singing Holding Out for a Hero, in a vain attempt at finally attracting a mate. The minuscule sadlet enjoys lonely walks on the beach while sobbingly listening to his favorite song, I wish by Skee-Lo.
Why is that silly, little sadlet weeping in the manlet pit over there? Lol, I don't know - maybe he was driven to madness by manletism? Hahahahaha! Let that sadlet cry me a river, hopefully he will drown in the manlet pit!
sadlet by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
madlet
The petulant madlet is a manlet who is mad about being a manlet. Stunted, short-tempered, terminally insecure and coming equipped with a Napoleon complex deluxe, the madlet exhibits off the charts levels of manlet rage and is extremely prone to throwing hissy fits. The microscopic madlet therefore endures a tortured existence, marred by constant humiliations, frequent interpersonal conflicts and embarrassing catfights with other madlets. The life of a madlet is short, just like the silly madlet itself.
Why are those two puny madlets tearfully and impotently raging at those kids over there? Lol, I think the children took their lunch money. Hahahahaha! Dominated by a child - madlets are so petite and effeminate! I hope the sissy madlets choke on their girlish manletspeak.
madlet by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024
Manlets, when will they learn?
An expression of amused exasperation at, or well-deserved and hilarious mockery of the apparent inability of manlets in general to comprehend and accept their rightful and eternal position at the very bottom of the social food chain. Relentlessly driven forward by his gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex, complete desperation and utter delusion, the stunted, pathetic and deeply insecure manlet continually exposes himself to justified public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation. Thereby necessitating the question: manlets, when will they learn?
Why are all those sobbing sissy manlet boys dejectedly sitting around in front of the sperm bank over there? Don't you know? You have to be 5ft10 or taller to donate sperm. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?
Manlets, when will they learn? by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024