Mandingoe's definitions

IITYIHTKY

if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Double secret confidential.

What's in that file cabinet marked IITYIHTKY?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Mandingoe October 9, 2004

black friday

A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.

by mandingoe December 3, 2005

big swinging dick

1. the financial industry's term for a rainmaker; a Wall Street executive who brings in enormous amounts of money for the firm, possibly because he has just screwed a customer.

An expression made famous by Michael Lewis in Liar’s Poker, published in 1989.

2. a mover and shaker in any organization

Calling some one a dick is an insult.
Calling some one a big dick is a bigger insult.
Calling some one a big swinging dick is a term of respect.

Not a nickname for a large gorilla named Richard.

But Dick Perle didn't want to be a mere influence peddler. He wanted to be a businessman, a venture capitalist, a Big Swinging Dick.

by mandingoe October 5, 2004

cover

To help someone out by
1) filling in,
2) backup their excuse
3) going along with their lie,
cosign for them, corroborate
their story
4) provide supporting firepower for
them in a shootout {Hollywood}

I got a hot date, can you cover my shift on Friday night?

He told his mom that he'd been at my house all night. I covered for him.

Cover my back, I'm goin' in!!!

by mandingoe January 18, 2005

we're THERE dude

count us in, let's go

Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented.

put a strong accent on "there"

You've got extra tickets and backstage passes for the U2 concert? We're THERE dude.

by mandingoe December 1, 2004

green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.

by Mandingoe April 25, 2006

jag

to tease

someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

Pittsburghese

C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya

by mandingoe August 27, 2004