Definitions by Mandingoe

flexitarian 

some one who essentially eats just vegetables (as well as fish, eggs & milk) who's not too uptight about eating meat ocaisionally as a matter of convenience; a lenient vegetarian

Rather than offend his hosts, he ate a good-sized portion of the spaghetti a la carbonara they offered rather than making a meal out of salad, bread & dessert. Why go hungry? I'm a flexitarian.

flexitarian by Mandingoe May 27, 2004

assume the position 

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

assume the position by mandingoe May 26, 2004

B/D 

Bondage and discipline

"So what are your experiences and skills?"

"Oh the usual - B'n D, leather, whippings, spanking ..."

"Oh good..we definitely need a dominatrix here. Your hired!"

B/D by mandingoe May 26, 2004

budget 

some one who wants more than what he paid for; a cheapskate

No wonder she call you a budget. You always lookin' to get something extra.

budget by Mandingoe May 26, 2004

garage sale 

In canoeing, a difficult stretch where the inexperienced frequently capsize.

This term makes more sense applied to canoing where there are boatloads of gear than in skiing where the gear strewn is limited to skiis, poles, and maybe a hat.

We should be at the garage sale rapids before noon.

garage sale by mandingoe May 24, 2004

swap spit 

to French kiss; to snog

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

swap spit by mandingoe May 24, 2004

get a room 

Derisive or humorous comment said to couples engaged in heavy-duty PDA (e.g. swapping spit in the middle of a party) that means your wanton lust is making me uncomfortable (or jealous). The implication is you should get a motel room because you're practically doing it here.

Get a room you two love birds! We're trying to watch the game here.

get a room by mandingoe May 24, 2004