p.k.

penalty kick (in football/soccer)

They won the game on a p.k. with 4 minutes remaining.

by mandingoe June 08, 2004

jagging

kidding, fooling around (Pittsburgh slang)

Just jaggin' ya man.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

danceur

some one who claims to be a dancer but is really just a poseur

The danceurs hired to play Santa's elves never wore panties under their leotards.

by mandingoe December 22, 2004

green tea

Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.

by Mandingoe April 25, 2006

postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco

I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.

by Mandingoe May 28, 2004

black friday

A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.

by mandingoe December 03, 2005