standard deviation

a sexual fetish that was previously considered perverse but is now commonplace

Bondage and foot fetishes are standard deviations

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

budget

some one who wants more than what he paid for; a cheapskate

No wonder she call you a budget. You always lookin' to get something extra.

by Mandingoe May 27, 2004

Pervy

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.

The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

IITYIHTKY

if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Double secret confidential.

What's in that file cabinet marked IITYIHTKY?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

by Mandingoe October 09, 2004

in there like swimwear

1. a sure thing; a lock; goal attainment is assured; prospects are brilliant

2. all over it; about to take care of with gusto

From the tendency of thongs and other tightfitting swimwear to become wedged where the sun never shines

"In there like swimwear" is "in like Flynn" for a new millenium. Can you name a single Errol Flynn movie? But everyone knows (and loves) the Thong Song.

"Make friends with her friends and you'll be in there like swimwear."
from The Player's Rulebook

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

Splooge

The thirst quencher discovered by Hector Zeroni in the Disney movie Holes.

Try some of this. It will really quench your thirst. I call it Splooge.

by mandingoe July 17, 2003