bent out of shape

agitated,upset

ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
*>bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (annoyed and fey)

"Hey, man," he started, "what are you all bent out of shape
about?"

Gritting my teeth, I snapped "Don't get me started, pal,"

by mandingoe October 10, 2005

junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

by mandingoe June 01, 2004

jag

to tease

someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

Pittsburghese

C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya

by mandingoe August 27, 2004

worship the porcelain god

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

Guantanamo Bay

1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.

2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.

3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.

alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH

Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.

by mandingoe August 09, 2004

dotcom

some thing that falls fast

The number of teams with a chance of making it to the playoffs is dropping like a dotcom stock.

Variant: dropping like stock in Enron

by mandingoe June 16, 2004

shnazzy

snazzy, spiffy, cool with some sophistication

a snazzier update on snappy + jazzy

Grrls: Say this without too much emphasis through slightly clenched teeth and it can be very sexy

Him: And here's the lighting system.

Her: Shnazzy

Him - {putty in her hands}

by mandingoe December 01, 2004