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stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes
Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.
by mandingoe May 18, 2004
mugGet the stiff hand syndromemug.

sheepshead

Sheepshead has a very strange order ranking of cards.
by mandingoe April 29, 2004
mugGet the sheepsheadmug.

ISTSOTY

I send this smile over to you. A great way to sign off mash notes. Or emails to your main squeeze. Or letters to prisoners for that matter.

A more personal, heart-felt sign-off than "Best" or "Yours", etc.

Inspired by the song "Disarm" by the Smashing Pumpkins.
... I can't wait till I see you this Saturday.

ISTSOTY,
Billy
by Mandingoe October 9, 2004
mugGet the ISTSOTYmug.

bible belt

states in the Southeast plus Texaswhere fundamentalist and evangelical Christianity is taken very seriously.
by mandingoe June 5, 2004
mugGet the bible beltmug.

mertilize

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.
by Mandingoe May 31, 2004
mugGet the mertilizemug.

where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.
Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.
by mandingoe June 15, 2004
mugGet the where the sun never shinesmug.

cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.
The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.
by mandingoe June 8, 2004
mugGet the cat fightmug.

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