jag

to tease

someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

Pittsburghese

C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya

by mandingoe August 27, 2004

Vanilla

plain

conventional

unflavored

Just plain vanilla beans and rice for dinner.

by mandingoe April 14, 2004

schlemiel

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

by mandingoe September 24, 2004

shotgun

The front right seat of a car. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Comes from the Americans fascination with the Old West when the person sitting next to the coach driver carried a shotgun to fend off robbers or indians.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view without the responsibility of driving.

He drove to Vegas with Mallory riding shotgun and the hitchhiker in cobain.

by mandingoe June 08, 2004

Bulky house

The non-slang zoning term for an infill Hummer house that grossly outsizes its neighbors built on the site of a teardown.

The Planning Commission approved the Bulky House zoning changes.

by Mandingoe January 12, 2008

plexing

Worrying, stressing out.

I been plexin bout her not returning my calls for the last 3 days.

by Mandingoe April 25, 2004

Masturbation

Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977

by mandingoe November 08, 2005