A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.
Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!
by Mandi Harmony June 04, 2022
On a scale of one to ten, with 1 being “skid mark” and 10 being “I shit my pants”, the Pyjammi Tsunami is considered a 99.
The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.
Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.
The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.
Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.
Omg I woke up to a pyjammi tsunami. Hoping a bonfire will take care of all the laundry!
Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!
Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!
by Mandi Harmony July 20, 2018
That was one crazy weekend. All that stress made me realize it just ain't worth procrastinating. Phew! I sure learned my stresson.
by Mandi Harmony September 18, 2016
Spinsta’-gram is an amazing App featuring spinsters doing everyday activities like watching Hallmark movies, crafting, drinking tea and sewing outfits for their pets.
“Hey google, remind me again how to tweet this snapshot onto the Spinsta’-gram. Ruth & Anne wanted to see the afghan I’m making for the spring raffle”
by Mandi Harmony December 18, 2020
Someone who is compulsively buying new guitars. A FRET COLLECTOR may also expand the collection to include any instrument with frets, such as banjos, mandolins, ukuleles, with the intention of learning to play each and every one. Usually, a fret collector sticks to playing just one preferred guitar most of the time. The other instruments are displayed on the wall and are played once in a while for purposes of justifying why they purchased them. This also serves to keeping them in tune and to periodically remove the layer dust that has collected.
Wow! I see that Rod has a ton of instruments - he is a real FRET COLLECTOR! And from the looks of Mandi’s music room, she’s a FRET COLLECTOR too! They should plan a regular meeting for FRET COLLECTORS to hang out and jam and talk about guitars.
by Mandi Harmony February 12, 2022
Cuntington’s Whorea refers to a progressive condition characterized by uncontrollable use of nasty words. Usually occurs in mean burned-out biotches who are overdue for retirement.
This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.
This is incidentally a “spoonerism” of a legit related medical condition, Huntington’s Chorea, which is accompanied by uncontrollable movements of the limbs and death of brain cells.
Man, I figured out what is wrong with her - She has Cuntington's Whorea!
The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch
The Doc just diagnosed her with Cuntington’s Whorea...prognosis is poor - we can count on frequent outbursts of nastiness from here on out...but now that she has a diagnosis, she can’t be blamed for it anymore...lucky bitch
by Mandi Harmony May 30, 2018
Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.
She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!
by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021