the dirty two

Verb; simultaneous boob honking and blowjob.

“Hey girl, you wanna do the dirty two?

by MandM Productions November 20, 2019

Hobosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the homeless

Didja hear about Dannielle and Lucass? They came out as hobosexuals!

by MandM Productions November 24, 2019

Noboobs McGee

A stripper maintaining miraculously minuscule mommy milkers

Bro that club is full of nothing but Noboobs McGees

by MandM Productions July 25, 2021

Dry Scoop

Sex without any lubricant or any sort of assistance with the in-and-out process. Probably more painful than pleasant.

Joe’s girlfriend Sasha broke up with him after some failed attempts at dry scooping.

by MandM Productions November 24, 2019

Loobs

Lubricated boobs.

Bro, didja see Melissas big ol’ loobs last night?!

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019

Bihobophobicsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to both genders of homeless people, but is also terrified of them.

Lucass is unwilling to admit that he’s a bihobophobicsexual!

by MandM Productions November 24, 2019

Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019