22 definitions by Mamma Murder

A person whose skin is sickly white.
I only come out after dark--got to keep my vampire tan.
by Mamma Murder December 6, 2010
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Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.
"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.
by Mamma Murder January 22, 2011
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(n) A man that you use and then lose.
She was considering if Ian was worth a damn or whether or not he should just be another utiliman that fell victim to her user plan.

Use them then lose them--then find another one. That's half the fun.
by Mamma Murder August 12, 2010
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If hip-hop dies before I wake up--I'd put in an extended clip, roll into the station and wreck the DJ.
by Mamma Murder November 14, 2010
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If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.
by Mamma Murder August 24, 2010
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phrase used to aid the navigation of a car upon missing a turn.
Flip a shitty up here--we missed the entrance.
by Mamma Murder August 17, 2010
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(N)- Slang term for cocaine.
(Addict to dealer)

"Could you help me be like Miss White tonight?"
by Mamma Murder May 10, 2010
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