MamaO's definitions

Monkeys

Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.

Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"

Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"

by mamaO February 6, 2010

God

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".

Hey give me money i talk to god!

by Mamao April 4, 2004

Jerry Falwell

A religious fundamentalist whose main purpose in life is topoint out people who are diffrent and tell them to go to hell. FUCK YOU JERRY FALWELL!!!!!!!!

Jerry Falwell is a dirty prick.

by Mamao April 4, 2004

Full Lewandowski

To be bald in the front and middle leaving only a horshoe around the sides.

He was balding, but only from the back, not the Full Lewandowski!

by MamaO November 25, 2015

skater weed

really bad weed, usually cheap and popular with the square skaters

what is this schwag?

i didn't have much bank, so i just got some skater weed.

by Mamao May 31, 2007