swimmers

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.
Ew man, get your swimmers away from me
by Mallory December 20, 2004
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Crip

Are blue birds blue??? OMFG!!! You're such a funking crip!
by Mallory November 14, 2003
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m'kay

"Mommy I'm gonna go play with Daddy's electromagnet on the counter, near the knifeblock"

"...M'kay...I'm sorry, what was that Mr. Heffilswinger?"
by Mallory January 29, 2006
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lezzy

A female that likes females..AKA lesbian.
"You mean Sarah's a lezzy now?? I could have sworn she liked dick!"
by Mallory September 26, 2003
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sexperv

30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.
Bill is a total sexperv.
by Mallory January 06, 2004
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Myspace

A license to stalk anyone and everyone who has access to this website.
You can find anyone you want, simply just by clicking on other people's myspaces until you find someone you think is "hot". Then once you're their "friend", you feel like you know so much about them and you've never even met them before.
by Mallory April 04, 2005
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weeeee

'I am really horny, I'm gonna go weeee'
by Mallory August 21, 2003
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