Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

SARCASDICK

A person who goes to far with sarcasm and insults people instead.

That guy is too sarcastic; and he is actually a SARCASDICK who needs to check himself!

by Major Thomas Randle October 28, 2022

Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.

My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.

by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

P.D.C.

POTUS DON’T CARE (P.D.C.). The president of the United States doesn’t care about you or you or..

This President is straight up (P.D.C.) about people that need help and should matter.

by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020

Kinda-Rific

Something that is not terrific nor negative. Just okay.

My raise was just KINDA-RIFIC due to the cost of living these days.

by Major Thomas Randle September 13, 2018

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019

Sir Lancelot

The knight of boils.

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!

by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018