Brilli-ain’t

A person who believes that he is brilliant; but sadly... he ain’t!
It’s embarrassing being around the guy because he is so brilli-ain’t. The arrogance and ignorance is painful.
by Major Thomas Randle July 23, 2018
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Prothetical

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.
This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?
by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019
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Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.
My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.
by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018
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STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.
Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 03, 2018
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Netshitz

The terrible selection of movies and other shows available on Netflix.
I stopped watching ANYTHING on a screen after being victim to years of NETSHITZ.
by Major Thomas Randle July 23, 2018
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High~pothesis

A hypothesis or theory formulated while stoned (using legal marijuana within your States Legal Statutes ™); almost always wrong and often not finished.
I think that dude’s hypothesis was first made while he was smoking weed! It truly is a prime example of a ‘High~pothesis!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 16, 2018
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You-nique

The reality of every person being totally unique and an existentialist singular life. Beyond phenotypes and groupings.
One reason why it’s so hard for people to truly agree upon things is found in our YOU-NIQUE nature. Whereby each individual is far more singular than the whole; yet aspires to be part of everything.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
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