Definitions by Major Thomas Randle

SHARKASTIC 

Sarcasm with a serious bite; which is actually an attack or insult vs. cynical humor.

It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.

SHARKASTIC by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018

The ‘Santa Clause’ 

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

The ‘Santa Clause’ by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

STRESSURE 

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.

Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!

STRESSURE by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018

WIS-DUMB 

The opposite of ‘wisdom’; unwise, ignorance and very very DUMB!

The sad thing is that dude thinks he is spreading his ‘wisdom’... but is actually just yapping WIS-DUMB!

WIS-DUMB by Major Thomas Randle December 2, 2018

ZERONAUT 

A person who is either empty headed; or always seemingly in some other planet and space.

This guy is really brilliant but most of the time he is a straight up ZERONAUT. Some people think he’s empty minded... he’s more than different. Alien is more like it!

ZERONAUT by Major Thomas Randle November 30, 2018

De-complished 

Opposite of Accomplished. A failed or incomplete attempt.

After the endless problems with finding the correct information; our mission was a total bust and de-complished.

De-complished by Major Thomas Randle November 28, 2018

NOPEST 

The opposite of ‘dopest’. Something that is either uninteresting or wrong.

Due to conspiracy theories and poor attempts to reach a younger audience; the speaker was in reality the NOPEST lecturer ever!

NOPEST by Major Thomas Randle November 18, 2018