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The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
Get the Snewze-Years-Eve mug.It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.
by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018
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I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
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One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!
by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020
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I can understand why our country has both alt-right & extreme-left political affiliations and heritage; but I am always trying to stay a LOGIC-CENTRIST. Because it’s already the majority of this country’s people held beliefs.
by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
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I am worried about the safety of the new design and name of POTUS-PLIMP-1... I think the current Air Force 1 is fine.......
by Major Thomas Randle October 13, 2018
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