Definitions by Major Thomas Randle

SARCAS-Dick 

When someone uses sarcasm to the extreme and becomes a jerk while trying to be funny.

He used to be really funny and his sarcasm was unique. But now the dude is just a SARCAS-dick who offends everyone.

SARCAS-Dick by Major Thomas Randle October 29, 2022

SARCASDICK

A person who goes to far with sarcasm and insults people instead.

That guy is too sarcastic; and he is actually a SARCASDICK who needs to check himself!

SARCASDICK by Major Thomas Randle October 28, 2022

P.D.C. 

POTUS DON’T CARE (P.D.C.). The president of the United States doesn’t care about you or you or..

This President is straight up (P.D.C.) about people that need help and should matter.

P.D.C. by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020

Gas-lighting 

Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!

One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!

Gas-lighting by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020

Oh My Blah... 

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.

Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.

Oh My Blah... by Major Thomas Randle October 4, 2019

Prothetical 

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.

This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?

Prothetical by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019

Picket Fence 

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.

If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!

Picket Fence by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019