IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.
The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
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Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.
It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.
by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019
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Sir Lancelot

This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
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DDD

That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!
by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018
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IVS

Irritable Vowel Syndrome. Trouble with using the letters (a,e,i,o,u.....); and sadly, sometimes y.
The guy has great ideas but can’t write well because of his IVS. Always using the wrong vowels without spellcheck!
by Major Thomas Randle March 15, 2019
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Department of The-fence

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.
After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018
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Dogorithims

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).
Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.
by Major Thomas Randle January 08, 2019
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