Major Thomas Randle's definitions

DDD

Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest

That’s the DDD comment I have ever heard. It’s beyond dumb and dumber—- straight to the Dumbest!

by Major Thomas Randle October 31, 2018

P.D.C.

POTUS DON’T CARE (P.D.C.). The president of the United States doesn’t care about you or you or..

This President is straight up (P.D.C.) about people that need help and should matter.

by Major Thomas Randle June 15, 2020

Netshitz

The terrible selection of movies and other shows available on Netflix.

I stopped watching ANYTHING on a screen after being victim to years of NETSHITZ.

by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018

Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.

I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!

by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019

Beautiful Same

When the intrinsic beauty of basic and non changing things in life are lifted up as essential for more than esoteric reasons.

I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.

by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019

SHARKASTIC

Sarcasm with a serious bite; which is actually an attack or insult vs. cynical humor.

It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.

by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018

Snewze-Years-Eve

Sleeping before midnight on New Years Eve.

The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018