Major Thomas Randle's definitions

Dogorithims

The algorithms that dogs use for solving problems (e.g.: finding food, getting tummy scratches, finding food, licking correctly, being lovable, finding food).

Doggies are all so wonderful because they use DOGORITHIMS vs. people’s algorithms. The systems are less complex; but impossible to refuse or surprise anyone.

by Major Thomas Randle January 8, 2019

Sears-Years

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.

Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.

by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018

Oh My Blah...

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.

Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.

by Major Thomas Randle October 4, 2019

Logic-Centrist

The political affiliation which uses logical methods for understanding the various polarizing arguments and rationale; but focus on the majority political desire for a shared agenda of logic and inclusion.

I can understand why our country has both alt-right & extreme-left political affiliations and heritage; but I am always trying to stay a LOGIC-CENTRIST. Because it’s already the majority of this country’s people held beliefs.

by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018

POTUS-PLIMP-1

(Blimp+Pimp):The new purposed replacement for the presidential airplane (Air Force 1). A Massive Blimp with bling, rims and dementia; dual jet engines and hydrogen gas filled. Estimate Cost: ∞ $.

I am worried about the safety of the new design and name of POTUS-PLIMP-1... I think the current Air Force 1 is fine.......

by Major Thomas Randle October 13, 2018

STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.

Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 3, 2018

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019