Major Thomas Randle's definitions
The older I get; the more staying awake until midnight on New Years Eve becomes impossible... therefore making this celebration into SNEWZE-YEARS-EVE. While the others have parties which don’t even end at 12:00am... I am snoring by 10pm!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 29, 2018
Get the Snewze-Years-Evemug. Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!
One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!
by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020
Get the Gas-lightingmug. When the intrinsic beauty of basic and non changing things in life are lifted up as essential for more than esoteric reasons.
I was taken aback by the BEAUTIFUL SAME of the drive to the ocean; wherein nothing had changed in so many years. It was perfect from the first drive and wonderful ‘as is’.
by Major Thomas Randle March 16, 2019
Get the Beautiful Samemug. by Major Thomas Randle August 21, 2018
Get the Scerwordedmug. It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.
by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018
Get the SHARKASTICmug. The opposite of ‘guid pro quo’: in which there is no (equal or any)return of similar value or action from person to person.
After the massive amount of financial help I gave him; with a ‘guid pro quo’ expectation... I haven’t gotten anything from this dude. He didn’t seem like a ‘Quid-Pro-No’!!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018
Get the Quid-Pro-Nomug. It’s embarrassing being around the guy because he is so brilli-ain’t. The arrogance and ignorance is painful.
by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
Get the Brilli-ain’tmug.