Virtuals

Another term for ‘Generation-Z’. People born in the 21st century.
This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....
by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018
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Prothetical

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.
This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?
by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019
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STRESSURE

The intense feeling of both: serious pressure and stress. Conflation of stress and pressure.
Because this job interview was more than just stressful; but included the real pressure for the decent salary... it has become a flat out STRESSURE!!!
by Major Thomas Randle December 03, 2018
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Amateur-Biotic

A ‘probiotic aid’ that doesn’t work well for you; and others who expected immediate results.
I think my probiotic is actually an AMATEUR-BIOTIC because it has not worked well for my system.
by Major Thomas Randle September 19, 2018
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CLONEGRESS

The phenotypes of men and women in Congress. Especially when describing the current Senators. Even the 2 parties are specifically different (Phenotype).
Specially the Senators seem like they are morphing into the same person. But all of CLONEGRESS is filled with tons of politicians that are impossible to remember and there are only 2 for each State. I often think I am listening to some chairman of the.... and then the same looking guy is in a totally different position.
by Major Thomas Randle October 16, 2018
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Oh My Blah...

The sarcastic version of OMG; where there is nothing amazing about the subject.
Did that really happen??? Oh My Blah...
Who cares.
by Major Thomas Randle October 04, 2019
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That’s What He Did

The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!
After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!
by Major Thomas Randle July 20, 2018
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