‘Pledge to Appeasement’

The pre-written garbage that some actual ‘Newscasts’ made their Anchors and Pundits pledge because they were being used as Puppets by our broken leader.
I have lost all hope for getting facts from most Television Newscasts after watching the Pundits say the same ‘Pledge to Appeasement’ like puppets.
by Major Thomas May 20, 2018
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Unforeal

Something that is beyond belief due to the incredulous and obvious absurdity. False misleading untruths.
The sheer volume of lies coming from this administration is UNFOREAL.
by Major Thomas May 10, 2018
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Protosapiens

A new form of human beings who are experimental and beta formulated.
This new species of Protosapiens are not really beyond beta testing and therefore still unknown to most.
by Major Thomas May 11, 2018
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Joke-ling

A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.
My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!
by Major Thomas December 05, 2016
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Democants

The best name for the Democratic Party of 2017 due to their inability to be relevant.
I wish the lame Democants could actually stop the crazy Republicans; but they are seemingly unable to do anything this year.
by Major Thomas December 29, 2017
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Colon Bowel M.D.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.
by Major Thomas January 20, 2018
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Dumbdits

The talking heads of TV news stations who are experts on nothing except reading ‘talking points’ written by others.
It’s so hard to get true information on cable news stations because of the DUMBDITS who almost always get things wrong!
by Major Thomas May 11, 2018
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