Major Thomas 's definitions

Farcebook

The inability to believe in information on Farcebook made the social media world confused and mislead.

The damage done on Farcebook was seen in the recent presidential election due to false information that was allowed to twist people’ vote.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

E-bailing

Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.

I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.

by Major Thomas February 21, 2018

Ribosomal Ring

A wavelength orbit ring around the earth which is comprised of the collective memory of humanity; and is the source for the function of ribosomes and RNA.

Once I die, I will join the RIBOSOMAL RING of eternity orbiting above and forming the human collective.

by Major Thomas February 15, 2018

Unforeal

Something that is beyond belief due to the incredulous and obvious absurdity. False misleading untruths.

The sheer volume of lies coming from this administration is UNFOREAL.

by Major Thomas May 10, 2018

Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas May 8, 2018

Hospitaful

The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.

After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!

by Major Thomas May 18, 2017

ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018