Definitions by Magic kitty

Monster 

\'män-stər\ n 1 : an abnormally developed plant or animal. 2 : an animal of strange or terrifying shape; also : one unusually large of its kind. 3 : an extremely ugly, wicked, or cruel person.

To usually mean make-believe and often magical creatures of unknown or known origin, like Slenderman or Bigfoot. When used to describe a person, however, it's much more demeaning. You're basically denying that person of having any resemblance of a human being - morals, emotions etc. It's not a nice thing. Some people are cold, but not all to their very core like some seem.

My own grandmother called me a monster. She was probably right, but it still hurt...

Monster by Magic kitty April 10, 2022

Retard 

\ri-'tärd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.

Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:

adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.

Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.

Retard by Magic kitty April 9, 2022

February 5th 2005 

When the cutest cuties are born.

Person #1 "He's such a cutie!"
Person #2 "He was born on February 5th 2005, of course he is!

February 5th 2005 by Magic kitty March 31, 2022

Widdle 

Informal British verb meaning to urinate, also baby speak, or to imitate child-like enunciation, of the word "little." If it is the latter, then it's either said or spelled this way as a sign of endearment, or to be condescending, or to talk down to this person.

#1 "I just took a widdle in the bathroom"
#2 (as endearment) "Oh, you're just a cute widdle angel :3"
#2.1 (as condescending) "Cry more, you poor widdle baby"

Widdle by Magic kitty March 31, 2022

3.14159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510 

The first 50 digits of pi. If you know this by memory, you're a nerd.

Person 1: "The first 50 digits of pi is 3.14159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510."

Person 2: "Shut up, nerd."

3.14159265358979323846 264338327950288419716939937510 by Magic kitty November 18, 2021

Troll

A commonly accepted definition for this is someone who does morally questionable things for the main sake of causing chaos or destruction. There are good trolls and bad ones. A good troll has properly calculated actions to cause as much disruption as possible. A bad troll is one who either takes it too far or simply relies solely on stereotypes, edginess, and slurs as trolling. What makes a troll even better is if there are layers to them - as in, not always insistent on being an asshole, and maintains the ability of being serious and nice, even. Not all good trolls have to fit this criteria, though.

Person 1: "You're a troll!"
Person 2: "Yes, but a good one."

Troll by Magic kitty October 30, 2021

Terribly right 

When something goes the way you wanted it to, but you realize that it wasn't for your best interest. Sometimes, "terribly" is used to modify "right," meaning "very right". Depends on context.

Person 1: "I didn't anticipate this going..."
Person 2: "It went terribly right, in my opinion."

Terribly right by Magic kitty October 29, 2021