Definitions by Maggot666

matrical 

To be able to move like the matrix.

I ran so fast, it was matrical.

matrical by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Linker Parker 

A person who loves Linkin Park.

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.

Linker Parker by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

oldnoob 

A person who was once referred to as noob, but has not played in a while and is just old.

That guy has been playing Runescape for two years and hasnt gotten past lvl 30, hes such an oldnoob.

oldnoob by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

TONKPILS 

Slipknot pronounced in German

The Nu Rock band TONK-PILS!

TONKPILS by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Germnoob 

A German who is a noob, or a German who acts noobish.

Kevin is such a Germnoob, with his noobish Hitler worship.

Germnoob by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

spankety spank 

When you smack a girl's ass repeatedly.

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.

spankety spank by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

Splook 

When your penis fires out its sperm after you masterbate.

I Splooked so hard there were spider webs in my room!!

Splook by Maggot666 February 17, 2005