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Pepe Calvert

The man and legend, Pepe Calvert is a household name within the Flintshire community, famed almost as highly as the one and only Eddie tweed.

Make no mistake we're not talking about 'big pepe' here although a legend in his own right once famed in the community for crying whilst being arrested upon his dingy in the North Atlantic. Little Pepe, a graduate from the prestigious institution known as coleg Cambria, a famous face amongst the other painting and decorating graduates, Pepe is now leaving his past life as the legendary red ball pit bike rider, and is settling into life as anyone could try and put it and civilised member of society.

Salute Pepe
Man your not doing that again ?

Fuck yeah I'm going full Pepe Calvert
by Maggie t July 28, 2018
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Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.
Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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Swansea

Phew. I thought I was in a town made from unwanted populations but woke up in Swansea instead.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
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Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.
As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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Doubledone

To become aware of utter defeat and uselessness
As the Cardiff hoolies tried to swim away they realised they had been “doubledone” and would have fared better in Barrymore’s swimming pool
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honourlong since discredited by the recipients
He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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