A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.
A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016