Definitions by Madison Ryder
face rape
When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.
Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
face rape by Madison Ryder December 9, 2008
paint the forest
To take a person by force, into the woods and stab them repeatedly. The blood would spray all over and turn the trees red.
Lyrics from EMINEM's song "Kill You":
Bitch I'm gonna kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
Bitch I'm gonna kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
paint the forest by Madison Ryder July 23, 2008
dragging balls
dragging balls by Madison Ryder February 12, 2008
osn!
Anthony & Cuta were playing XBOX for 12 hours straight when Anthony finally dominated the game and made Cuta wish he had won.
Anthony: OSN! I dominated that game.
Cuta: What is this a contest?
Anthony: In your face!
Cuta: Wish I drove a soup kitchen van.
Anthony: OSN! I dominated that game.
Cuta: What is this a contest?
Anthony: In your face!
Cuta: Wish I drove a soup kitchen van.
osn! by Madison Ryder June 16, 2007
snarfed
the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.
Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.
snarfed by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005
CILF
CILF by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005