An act, typically by extremely extroverted social climbers that involves the filling of a void in their social lives and/or social circle with a person(s).
**In most cases this requires the replacement (whether it be temporary or permanent) to emulate at least 3 core traits of the original spot-holder.
**In most cases this requires the replacement (whether it be temporary or permanent) to emulate at least 3 core traits of the original spot-holder.
Socialite #1
"so I heard through the grapevine Jenna is hanging out with that Skylar chick now that her and Kelly had a falling out...whats up with that...she said she hated her and thought she was fake bitch...?"
Socialite #2
"well, you know how it is...social outsourcing: For those times you and your bffs (see: best friend for show) break up and you need someone to fill the void--post haste
and for very cheap!"
"..also she likes the same pretentious indie/dance bands, and is a superficial fashion obsessed bitch too...go figure. They should've been besties from the start"
Socialite #1
"yeah..well...we hate people who remind us of ourselves."
Socialite #2
"true indeed, mate...but it's mostly self-loathing F'kin hipsters. *swigs from a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon*"
Socialite #1
"rightly said. btw....aren't we american?"
"so I heard through the grapevine Jenna is hanging out with that Skylar chick now that her and Kelly had a falling out...whats up with that...she said she hated her and thought she was fake bitch...?"
Socialite #2
"well, you know how it is...social outsourcing: For those times you and your bffs (see: best friend for show) break up and you need someone to fill the void--post haste
and for very cheap!"
"..also she likes the same pretentious indie/dance bands, and is a superficial fashion obsessed bitch too...go figure. They should've been besties from the start"
Socialite #1
"yeah..well...we hate people who remind us of ourselves."
Socialite #2
"true indeed, mate...but it's mostly self-loathing F'kin hipsters. *swigs from a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon*"
Socialite #1
"rightly said. btw....aren't we american?"
by madaoxsama February 12, 2010
Get the Social Outsourcingmug. 1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.
3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.
b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.
c) Alone.
4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.
person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.
by MADAOXSAMA September 7, 2009
Get the Old Maidmug. emoticons styled to resemble the super-deformed expressions of characters in Japanese animation*.
*better known as Anime to their fans.
*better known as Anime to their fans.
I'm so happy ^___^;
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"yeah..so...?"
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
"gotcha."
I'm so sad .___.
I'm tired as f*ck x___x
"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."
"why do you say that?"
"he uses those animoticons in chat.."
"yeah..so...?"
"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."
"gotcha."
by madaoxsama March 14, 2010
Get the Animoticonmug. can be used as a verb or ad-verb
1. relating to eradicating or diminishing a large quantity of things
2. to go on a tirade of threatening and menacing
can be used as a verb or ad-verb
1. relating to eradicating or diminishing a large quantity of things
2. to go on a tirade of threatening and menacing
can be used as a verb or ad-verb
guy 1: hey guy 2, I heard about that prank the guys did on you...you ok?
guy 2: no...guy 1, I'm not. I'm going to hitler those sonsabitchs.
girl 1: wow...I feel like such a pig.
girl 2: what'd you do?
girl 1: I totally hitlered that whole box of oreos I got earlier. <groan> now I'm paying for it.
guy 2: no...guy 1, I'm not. I'm going to hitler those sonsabitchs.
girl 1: wow...I feel like such a pig.
girl 2: what'd you do?
girl 1: I totally hitlered that whole box of oreos I got earlier. <groan> now I'm paying for it.
by MadaoxSama September 26, 2009
Get the Hitlermug. A very extreme version of "beer goggles".
when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.
guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.
guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...
guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.
by MadaoxSama September 28, 2009
Get the Transformation Chambermug. 1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama
2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).
3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future
2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).
3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future
lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal
person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..
lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....
person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.
lame person: huh? what'd you say?
person...: huh? what?
person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..
lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....
person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.
lame person: huh? what'd you say?
person...: huh? what?
by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009
Get the Cold, Goth Truthmug. guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?
guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009
Get the Slappin' the bassmug.