guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?
guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.
guy 1: touche.
by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009
paul rudd's character Peter in "I love you, man" quote while ackwardly playing the bass guitar in front of his fiance in a leprachaun accent.
by k8ster April 3, 2009
the act of stimulating a female reproductive organ by the manual use of your hand and/fingers as a stimulus. The action can be termed simply as fingering, but if you look closely it actually looks just like somebody rocking out to a sick air bass solo.
On the night of prom, me and my smokin' hawt date decided to ditch the dance and I videotaped twenty minutes of her slappin' de bass. Then we screwed. Best night of my life.
by The Timothy March 14, 2010