Definitions by MadamexXx

Dildork 

A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.

I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.

Dildork by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Sand Trap

A place inconducive to upgrading your life.
A place you grow up, but can't seem to leave, irregardless that your life is going nowhere.

I had to get out of Manteca, CA because it's a sand trap.

Sand Trap by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Vortex of Shit 

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

Vortex of Shit by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Something for your ass 

When you are due a real beat down for some jive turkey move.
An unpleasant surprise.
Karma being a bitch.
A ferocious retaliation.
A promise of good sex.

When my boyfriend asked if we could have a threesome I said: "I have SOMETHING for your ass."

Something for your ass by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Hermaphrodyke 

When a woman is so mannish you have to wonder if there is a penis or testicles somewhere.
When you are truly stumped at guessing someone's gender.

I went into the locker room and saw a hermaphrodyke and I was afraid to look.

Hermaphrodyke by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Fatastic

The buzz you get from taking diet pills. It almost makes being fat fun.

I was fatastic today the way I was zooming around the house cleaning, like a plus size tornado. I don't know if I lost any weight, but I feel so great I almost don't care.

Fatastic by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

A Hostage Situation 

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

A Hostage Situation by MadamexXx March 3, 2009