A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.
I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
Get the Dildork mug.it is a small creature the size of a dildo that swims in chlorinated pools. If you see one in your pool do not engage. Call the police and animal control, (unless you want to be sexually whaled on. No pun intended.)
by Bobswaget71 July 23, 2014
Get the Dildorca mug./'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.
Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012
Get the Dildonkulous mug.A place which sells and/or produces dildo's of various shapes, colors (especially hot pink and neon green) and sizes.
"I bought you this dildo from the dildory...it's hot pink which is your favorite color. You can return it if you want, but make sure you keep it packaged because the lady that works there was a mega bitch...Deborah."
by NicholasMarcGregChin December 10, 2005
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Get the Dildoren mug.A mythological being whom is essentially a giant dildo. He uses a large cannon on the top of his head to shoot green/white projectiles toward his enemies/unsuspecting innocents.
Dildor's rampage left the town not only destroyed, but covered in sticky jizz, preventing all repairs for a while.
by Arthur Scott Stewart December 4, 2003
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1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.
by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006
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