Definitions by Mad Walrus

jazz mag

(Eng.) Slang term for pornographic literature.

"Gross, you got my jazz mag all wet."

jazz mag by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

pukka

Used as an expression of quality - one of the many catchphrases used by celebrity twat Jamie Oliver.

"Being a chef is pukka."

pukka by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

nobcheese 

See smegma.

"Urrgh, nobcheese!"

nobcheese by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

cheesy poofs 

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

cheesy poofs by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

beefy logs 

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman. Also see cheesy poofs.

"I made beefy logs!"

beefy logs by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

cookie dings

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman.

"I made beefy logs.. I made cookie dings!"

cookie dings by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

snacky cakes 

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman. Also see beefy logs, cookie dings, and cheesy poofs.

"Mmm, Snacky Cakes!"

snacky cakes by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002