blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

arab's sandal

very dry. Normally concerning intercourse

I tried to get her going but she was as dry as an arab's sandal all night.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

dismind

to have no feelings about

I don't dismind fist-anal. (means the same as i don't mind fist-anal)

by Mad Dog November 30, 2003

greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Keera

Keeras are a natural beauty, though they think they are the exact opposite. They're kind, gentle, but isn't afraid of going ninja on your ass. Keera is loud and outgoing, cusses frequently. She is not afraid to tell you off, flip you off, or just flip you. A Keera will love passionately but won't love easy, normally lies to herself about crushes, saying she has none. Very smart, loves to read, loves nature. Hates being alone or quiet, never stops talking. Even though she talks a lot, Keeras are great listeners. They love to help you through hard times and will do anything to help even people she hates. Is quick to hate and doesn't forgive easy. Normally are friends with many people but isn't considered popular. Amazing smile, great ass, dazzling eyes, voice of an angel.

"I wish I looked like Keera."

"Keera is looking fine today!"
"Bro, she always looks fine!"

by Mad Dog March 10, 2015

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

badgers head

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 25, 2004