blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

by mad dog February 25, 2004

frock syndrome

the act of twisting one into a female partner while wearing the dress of a deceased loved one

The only logical explanation that I can percieve is that I porked my loved one in ny Gran's dress, and it was the canine's testicles - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

badgers head

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 25, 2004

mermaid's flannel

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

by mad dog February 25, 2004

oxy

Prescription drug which has a time release coating which is often scraped off and taken crushed down etc to gain full affect of drug. Sells on the street but cannot get firm price

Used by some instead of heroin,why?

Sounds less nasty maybe...

Hey Bro, you chasin...Nah man I'm not Jason, but Im looking for some oxy dude...

by mad dog March 05, 2005

double adapter

...a double adapter is one appliance that can have two plugged in....

a woman who takes one guy in each hole (double penetration) as the yanks so quaintly put it....

by mad dog January 16, 2005