Macktown 's definitions

donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018

boywolfing

The habit of telling the same lie/story to work colleagues/friends to avoid work or any duty deemed undesirable.

George: Anyone seen Vince today?

Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. It’s probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.

by Macktown July 31, 2019

The mixer's at the door

Urgently needs to do a shit

I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

by Macktown February 17, 2018

endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to visit Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 24, 2019

catheter sex

Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed

Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex

by Macktown November 28, 2018

endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to see Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well Judith, I damn well suggest you hurry - he is endpointing.

Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 24, 2019

interimmortality

to have ones name appear in various searches of the internet

Linco fought so hard to get his name up in lights on the web but he achieved his interimmortality when he was cited in the urban dictionary

by Macktown July 17, 2018