22 definitions by Macktown
in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs
David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France
by Macktown July 16, 2018
Bill: Where is Becky gone man? Is she coming down the road to the next club?
Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.
Tony: No way brother. She just left here with some black beast back to her place for some pretty high level cuffin 'n stuffin.
by Macktown August 7, 2019
Judith: I haven't been in to see Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well Judith, I damn well suggest you hurry - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!
Cynthia: Well Judith, I damn well suggest you hurry - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!
by Macktown July 25, 2019
Judith: I haven't been in to visit Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!
by Macktown July 25, 2019
The habit of telling the same lie/story to work colleagues/friends to avoid work or any duty deemed undesirable.
George: Anyone seen Vince today?
Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. It’s probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.
Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. It’s probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.
by Macktown July 31, 2019
Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed
Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex
by Macktown November 28, 2018
to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men
Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated
by Macktown July 16, 2018