boywolfing

The habit of telling the same lie/story to work colleagues/friends to avoid work or any duty deemed undesirable.

George: Anyone seen Vince today?

Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. It’s probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.

by Macktown July 31, 2019

baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse

when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage

by Macktown July 16, 2018

manhood snatcher

A man, who by his actions against other men, steals the essence of what defines those men as men.

I tell you man, Lincoln is a manhood snatcher. He just grabbed Tim’s air conditioner like it was his own. The man didn’t just take his cold air, he snatched his fucking manhood bro!!!

by Macktown February 21, 2021

touch of the terry

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

by Macktown November 21, 2018

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to see Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well Judith, I damn well suggest you hurry - he is endpointing.

Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 24, 2019

donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018