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Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.
by Macktown January 14, 2019
Get the wheel out the cripple mug.Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed
Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex
by Macktown November 28, 2018
Get the catheter sex mug.Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.
Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.
by Macktown November 21, 2018
Get the touch of the terry mug.A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.
by Macktown September 18, 2018
Get the Ben Cousins Meal Deal mug.A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.
man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed
by Macktown July 30, 2018
Get the getting mossed mug.It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!
by Macktown July 18, 2018
Get the iron nipples mug.I tell you man...I'm not sure the last time someone has done Ali, it's been that long the thing may have sealed over. We're talking a serious case of Thatcher snatch dude!
by Macktown July 18, 2018
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