Definitions by Macktown

wheel out the cripple 

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

wheel out the cripple by Macktown January 14, 2019

catheter sex 

Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed

Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex

catheter sex by Macktown November 28, 2018

touch of the terry 

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

touch of the terry by Macktown November 21, 2018

Ben Cousins Meal Deal 

A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.

Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.

Ben Cousins Meal Deal by Macktown September 18, 2018

getting mossed 

A reference to Hall Of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss. It was to be owned in the contest for the ball. Specifically, it means to be dominated by another in any form of contest.

man the guy had no chance in the contest...from the moment he laid eyes on me, he knew he was getting mossed

getting mossed by Macktown July 30, 2018

iron nipples 

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather

It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!

iron nipples by Macktown July 18, 2018

thatcher snatch 

An extremely hard pussy to nail

I tell you man...I'm not sure the last time someone has done Ali, it's been that long the thing may have sealed over. We're talking a serious case of Thatcher snatch dude!

thatcher snatch by Macktown July 18, 2018