Definitions by Mack C

granola state 

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.

Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.

granola state by Mack C March 18, 2007

intellectual 

A person with a creative mind who studies and reflects and thinks himself out of a basic knowedge of who he really is.

Dude, an intellectual explained to me that the planet earth is the result of a "big bang" in the universe and that man evolved from the swamps.

intellectual by Mack C March 18, 2007

driving south

1. A totally plausible transition period one reaches while driving on the open freeway after work on a beautiful Friday afternoon, with the wind in your hair, some Smashing Pumpkins blaring from the stereo, a pocket full of money, a chilled beverage in your lap, and anticipating an awesome weekend.
2. Unwinding after work and entering a far truer realm of existence.

Dude, after driving south for a half hour I'm ready for the festivities!"

driving south by Mack C March 17, 2007

smooth 

Completing a task with such grace and fluidity that the onlooker will lose appreciation for how difficult a task it really was.

Dude, the painter did a smooth job on the back door.

smooth by Mack C March 6, 2007

gallivant 

The aimless pursuit of thrills.

Dude, on Fridays I just kinda gallivant around the office all day.

gallivant by Mack C February 23, 2007

shucking and jiving 

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.

Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.

shucking and jiving by Mack C February 23, 2007

termed 

When the boss invites an employee into the office and offers a permanent vacation--without pay, of course.

Dude, if you keep taking those extended lunch breaks you're gonna get termed.

termed by Mack C February 15, 2007