Pixels which form to create the illusion of a penis on a computer screen (combination of prick and pixels).
"Watch where you're swinging those prixels. You're going to poke a midgets eye out one day, little man"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009
Liz : "Is you going to hunt you some deer, and drink you some beer?" (deliberately laughs like a redneck).
Othon : "Grow up and quit being such a Texist"
Othon : "Grow up and quit being such a Texist"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 01, 2009
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 01, 2009
A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 03, 2009
The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'
Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 03, 2009
Personal lubricant (usually flavoured and/or scented) which can also be smeared onto a woman's lips and used in lieu of lipgloss.
"Shit, Othon...my lips are chaffing after giving you bj and I left my chapstick back in Australia. Would you hand me the lube-gloss?"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 01, 2009
A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.
Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"
Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"
Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".
Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"
Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".
Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 01, 2009