quareelo

Quareelo does the job replacing the phrase "i dont know".

"You wanna do me up the sewage works tonight, baby"

"quareelo"

by max May 02, 2005

Donkeywaffle

Donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! Donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!

Oh muh donkeywaffle! That thurr's the fattest biatch ah evah did see!

Hello, ma'am! How's your flight going? Can I get you anything? A donkeywaffle, perhaps?

by mAx May 04, 2004

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

by max April 07, 2004

hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max

Max is Lauren's hero.

by Max October 04, 2004

Straight Edge

Basically, a conservative Christian teen who listens to Hardcore music.

Some straight edge kids smacked me around for having a cigarette.

by Max December 01, 2004

shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

by max May 16, 2005

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 22, 2009