MaX's definitions
by max December 1, 2004
Get the banana headmug. A phrase used to break up a boring or uncomfortable conversation.
Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.
Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.
by max September 9, 2004
Get the Let's talk about airplanesmug. faggots who think they are awesome because they hate 'jocks'. These people tend to be insecure and afraid of people who are more popular than them. They have a passionate dislike for 'sporty people', yet usually skate themselves. Their hobbies are listening to shite music, spending unfathomable amounts of time on msn, and talking about skating.
"Fuckin bunch of jocks" (when they see people who are marginaly cooler than they are, but cant accept it.
by max April 22, 2005
Get the anti-jockmug. There are several types of religions on this planet. Each as crazy as the next. People believe in all different kinds of higher powers or Gods. Why is YOURS the right one? Christianity for example is ruining the united states. The Bible is in essence of a book of magic and miracles. In the stories of the Bible, God talked to people, and miracles happened, why doesnt that happen anymore today? Because it never happened, and the Bible was written by man. One last thing...consider this, there are a growing number of people who believe that we descend from alien life(me not being one of them), and you may laugh at that theory. But there is a mountain of evidence(even evidence documented by the U.S. government, yes it's true. Don't believe me? Well it's certainly out there) pointing to the existance of extra-terestrial life compared to the NO evidence of the existance of God. That is all.
by Max January 14, 2005
Get the Religionmug. When your having Sexual relations with someone who is not facing you, this is when you tap the person on the shoulder, and when they turn to look at you, whilst your having the sexual relations, you take a dump in your hand and shove it in there face.
Danny's girlfriend complained that he had a small penis, so that night when they were having sex, he gave her a Cueva as revenge.
by Max September 29, 2004
Get the Cuevamug. Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
by Max February 25, 2005
Get the Cat in the Hatmug.