alchemy

In a nutshell, alchemy was "chemistry" before the periodic table. It was believed that combining the four basic properties (earth, fire, air, and water) in certain ratios could produce iron, gold, booze, and even life itself. Alchemy was no longer practiced after LaVosier's studies and the publishing of the Periodic Table of Elements.

The anime Full Metal Alchemist has very little to do with classical alchemy.

by Matt July 19, 2005

play it off

to act like it didn't happen

"She just told me 'no'"
"That didn't stop Kobe, play it off"

by Matt September 22, 2003

fladong

The same thing as a turkey slap, slap a girl in the face with your penis.

Man, If he/she doesn't shut up I am gonna fladong the hell out of him/her.

by Matt February 09, 2004

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 12, 2005

pinkeye

a cool person

That guy is a real pinkeye

by Matt May 05, 2003

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

by matt November 18, 2004

travis pastrana

A highly skilled motocross and freestyle rider. Started riding when he was four.

Travis Pastrana just pulled a inverted 360.

by Matt June 26, 2006