MaTT's definitions

hoey

hoey is a person with a very small rod.

that kid has such a hoey

by matt April 13, 2005

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 4, 2004

b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 5, 2004

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 7, 2004

Remop

Remop is an abbreviation for Retarded Emo Pussy. Can be used to describe guys in Emo bands and/or any wimpy guy who whines too much about being dumped by his girlfriend and/or how broken hearted he is.

The guys in Dashboard Confessional are such Remops.

by Matt July 13, 2004