MaTT's definitions

Man Bath

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

by Matt May 22, 2008

Drunkversation

When two people are drunk and are texting or having a conversation.

Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!

*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did

by Matt January 4, 2009

Peacekeeping

N, Adj. The keeping of peace in a certain area; ie. pre-existing peace.

The United Nations Peacekeeping forces kept the peace within Canada, a country not within any conflict.

by matt July 3, 2004

narcissist

An individual, typically male, who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often acts as if he/she is superior.

Napoleon is famous for the narcissism he developed as a reaction to his short stature.

by Matt July 5, 2004

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 7, 2004

Fassi

A spelling of fassy that seems to be used more and mroe in the UK.

What the fuck you looking at Fassi-ole?! you'll get blapsed in your eye.

by Matt July 8, 2004

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004