MaTT's definitions

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

by Matt August 13, 2003

billionheir

A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.

He is a billionheir.

by Matt November 29, 2004

assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down

hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck

by matt July 8, 2004

D-Town

fuckin dallas baby, mike jones and paul wall also see H-Town

G-Town killaz

by Matt June 13, 2004

cydoor

Evil spyware program. Regular Kazaa won't run without it. Kazaa Lite will though.

"Dude I finally got rid of Cydoor and now Kazaa won't work! What faggotry!"

by matt October 22, 2003

Wookie

Any woman that is just gross and disgusting. Also one that is gross and disgusting, but just has on a lot of makeup or other "enhancements"

Man we went to this Mardi Gras party expecting some fine women, we roll in on it and find nothing but wookies!
Note: Works really well if you can do the wookie growl from star wars

by Matt March 3, 2005