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steal

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.
by Matt August 13, 2003
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billionheir

A person set to inherit a fortune which will make them a billionaire.
He is a billionheir.
by Matt November 29, 2004
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assfuck

1 stupid jack ass/ moron
2 inserting penis into anus
3 useless insault to put others down
hey you stupid assfuck, come here assfuck, fuck you assfuck
by matt July 8, 2004
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Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.
Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
by matt August 23, 2003
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Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.
Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"
by Matt March 2, 2005
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sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.
Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!
by matt November 4, 2003
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rowing the boat

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat
by matt April 1, 2004
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