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poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.
by matt March 28, 2003
mugGet the poonflapmug.

erection

ER-REC-TION- A boner, wood, hard on, stiffy, pop up, hard tube. All of these words are used to describe an erected penis.
I got an erection after the milf walked by me and let me sniff her poon. Soon after I put my erection in her cha cha for ejactulating purposes
by Matt May 11, 2003
mugGet the erectionmug.

Weiskopf

Drives a camry xl. A person who is a computer nerd and lies about having a girl freind
hey I have a girl freind whats her name um tammy next week whats your girl freinds name again? Jane
by Matt March 28, 2005
mugGet the Weiskopfmug.

pregnant

The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."

"My god..."
by Matt December 13, 2004
mugGet the pregnantmug.

OU

The University of Oklahoma, located in Norman, OK. While most people think that all OU has going for it is its football team, it's actually a very reputable school. Has the best meteorology program in the country (and quite possibly the world) as well as a very well respected engineering program. Also, OU is the only college in the country to have an online information network containing old tests, job opportunities, and many other features. Finally, it is one of the nicest looking campuses you'll ever see. While OU and UT have a very large rivalry, I see no point to it.
Don't overlook OU when you apply to college.
by Matt July 31, 2004
mugGet the OUmug.

flukin

Origin: Talking to this kid once and hes said he was going "flukin" the next day. I asked him wtf he was talking about and he responded by saying he was going "fluke fishing."

Use: Used by many for some reason to describe drifting for fluke. But since "flukin" is not a type of fishing method people that say this are idiots.
Person 1: "Im going flukin tommorrow"
Person 2: "what you say? your an idiot"
by Matt April 5, 2004
mugGet the flukinmug.

sporn

Noun- Concatenation of "spam" and "porn." Anyone with a Hotmail account (or any email account for that matter), has their inbox filled with "sporn."
Matt anxiously checked his Hotmail inbox for relevant email from his honey, but alas, it was filled to the brim with unncessary SPORN.
by Matt December 23, 2002
mugGet the spornmug.

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