MaTT's definitions

Purdie

a gorgeous boy, born in 16/08/89, and has lots of friends and is not hated by ne 1. he is NOT ginger n i have proof, hint me. he loves food but isnt fat.....yet.....

matt purdie

by matt December 2, 2003

randy jackson, the

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.

Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson

by Matt May 1, 2005

DAF

Drink A Forty

Can be used by youngin's while discussing their business on the phone infront of parents.

Wanna DAF tonight?

by matt November 22, 2003

Downer

A word often used to describe someone suffering from the dessiese "down syndrome"/ People often use this word to describe other when they perform stupid acts, or make fools of themselves

"check out this guy, he is a bit of a downer"
"dam that rahoul kid is a downer"

by matt April 9, 2005

G

a gangsta or west coast g.

hes a west coast g stuck on the east coast.

by matt December 13, 2003

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004

Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 5, 2003