MaTT's definitions

scruple

to ejaculate or defacate on ones face

I scrupled on that bitches face like a toaster strudel.

by matt February 28, 2005

MoCo Ho

A high class skank from either Potomac or Bethesda

That one girl in Hibbs- she is such a MoCo Ho

by Matt December 16, 2003

shitbrick

(noun) 1. a block-like rectangular feces structure whose ackward shape causes unusual discomfort when exiting the rectal area 2. an individual who causes similiar discomfort- see pain in the ass

Chris, you're such a shitbrick

by Matt March 15, 2005

Sella

an Israeli manwhore who can't make up his mind about women

Sellas love porn and parties at their houses

by Matt January 3, 2004

YYZ

The identity code for a Toronto airport and the best song ever to be conceived by a canadian band.
The time signature is set to match 'YYZ' in morse code (-.---.----..)
Great song for jammin' to.

'Hey Cam, what do you want to jam to..'
'Uuuuuhhh... YYZ'
(taps on ride cymbal)

by Matt April 22, 2005

pinus

1. A combination of a pineapple and a penis.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Doesn't exist in reality, so there is no example. Just use your imagination.

2. I have a massive pinus.

by Matt December 3, 2003

cone

A way of calling someone a cunt without them knowing about it.

It's french for cunt

You are such a cone.

by matt August 4, 2004