MaSh92587's definitions

Scarsdale

1. A town in England mentioned in Monty Python.

2. A town in Westchester named after the town in England by founder Caleb Heathcote in 1703. It is known for 5 things:

-The "Scarsdale Diet" and the subsequent murder of the Doctor who came up w/ it.
-A place of residence for both Linda McCartney and Yoko Ono during their childhoods.
-One of top 5 schools in Westchester (w/ a 100% graduation rate into universities and colleges).
-VERY high real estate prices due to above.
-Severe marijuana and alcohol problems among most high schoolers, which led to an unfortunate Homecoming dance which was filled with pools of vomit and 5 hospitalized teens due to binge drinking before the dance.

1. -So you're wife's been around, eh? Eh? Knowwhatimean?
-Yes. She's from Scarsdale.
-SAY NO MORE!
–Monty Python.

2. We'll buy a new house… in Scarsdale!
–Friends

3. If I wanted to hear childish bickering i'd visit my grandparents in Scarsdale!
–Laws of Attraction

by MaSh92587 August 10, 2004

GI specialist

The modern way to say proctologist.

Oh, so you're the "Assman" - Kramer

by MaSh92587 August 5, 2004

no-tell motel

A motel meant for having sex in. Check in, make out, check out again after a few hours. term "no-tell" comes from anonymity requested with such events. The motel won't say what goes on in it's rooms, but it's assumed to be sex.

Wanna check into a no-tell motel? Cheap hourly rates!

by mash92587 October 30, 2005

Greg the Bunny

1. A failed tv show about a world where humans and puppets (or, fabricated Americans) live together. They even can have sex with each other.
2. A bunny in that show who befriends a character played by Seth Green (gee, i wonder why it failed)

We can sing and dance, and we don't need pants, see we're just… like… you.

by MaSh92587 August 6, 2004

Roger that

Slang, usually used in radio transmissions such as military communications, meaning "I understand" or "I hear you." Synonymous with "I copy that." Often just "Roger"

-All Units, this is a Code Red. Return to base, over?
-Roger that. Heading to home.

by mash92587 December 18, 2005

conk

Older British slang for "nose."

"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."

-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.

by MaSh92587 April 15, 2006

jobnik

Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.

You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005