MVC's definitions

Water Girl

Any haole (caucasian) girl attending a private highschool in Hawaii known as Punahou who drives one of the following-
Mommy's Expedition (or any SUV for that matter)
Any 2001 or later Volkswagen

The vehicle MUST be equipped with the following-
A. Surf Racks (With or without a brand new, unused, undersized shortboard or oversized longboard)
B. Kayak Racks (OPTIONAL)
C. Numerous quicksilver/roxy stickers
D. White vinyl hibiscus or hawaiian sea turtle window decals
E. Hawaiian print seat covers

I almost got rear ended by this water girl at the stoplight. She was obviously trying too hard to be "local" and got caught up in thinking about what she was going to tell her stupid punaho's about the waves today, even though she's never been surfing in her life.

by MVC March 21, 2003

Nipple Check

Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...

Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)

by MVC March 19, 2003

buzzbuzzderr

A strange and annoying noise frequently made by a one "Michael Dunn".

buzbuzzderr.... i wish i was a dolphin...

by MVC June 3, 2003

Tally Pipe

Stage II of the Possy Pumper set up. Usually adds 234 hp at the ground on most cars. See Possy Pumper

Wow, those Tally Pipes sure do make a difference...

by MVC March 19, 2003

Gayness

Secret Codeword for getting stoned. Just incase the ATF is tapping your phone or bugging your house.

I'm getting down with the gayness!

by MVC March 18, 2003

Praxis

From Ancient Greek πρᾶξις (praksis): action, activity, practice.

In contemporary usage: “I'm going to tell you how to do your shit, and you should listen, because I have a degree in cultural studies.”

A truly liberatory praxis must never fail to neglect the counter revolutionary tendencies of the running dogs of the imperialist petty bourgeoisie, but rather contribute towards the construction of a radically public discourse of revolution.

by mvc October 21, 2012