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jizzing to gozongas
When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
jizzing to gozongas by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
memping
Person 1: Yo! Me and my Mexican gal are going to do some memping tonight.
Person 2: Aww man! My gal does not even tit fuck me. Why do you get everything.
Person 2: Aww man! My gal does not even tit fuck me. Why do you get everything.
memping by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
wrap a rubber band around your door
A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.
Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.
Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.
Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.
wrap a rubber band around your door by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
aavony
The feeling that your will power or motivated to do work for some odd reason has gone from 0 to 100 in like 1 or 2 seconds.
Person 1: Why all of a sudden you jumped and are now on the computer doing your work?
Person 2: I don't know why, but I am feeling so aavony.
Person 2: I don't know why, but I am feeling so aavony.
aavony by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder
A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:
• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".
• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.
• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.
• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.
• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.
• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".
• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.
• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.
• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.
• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.
• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
*Somewhere in Arizona. *
Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.
Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.
Person 1: That indeed is sad.
Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.
Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.
Person 1: That indeed is sad.
Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder by MST3K I like November 26, 2020
Dark Republican Party
Not to be confused with the "Communist Party of America" or the "Socialist Party of America".
The Dark Republican Party is filled with people who are usually very gothic in nature, and even worship the devil. Some have been known to have been possessed by spirits of vampires and monsters. It is said that some have even turned into seductive vampires and vampiresses. They are known to enjoy seeing others in pain.
The Dark Republican Party members are mostly found in the state of Utah.
It is said that Donald Trump was the closest to resemble the typical Dark Republican Party member. His resemblance to a typical Dark Republican party member is almost 5% of what a Dark Republican Party member would act and look like. This was the highest for any Republican President or VP, Dick Cheney was only 4% of how a Dark Republican Party member would act.
The Dark Republican Party is filled with people who are usually very gothic in nature, and even worship the devil. Some have been known to have been possessed by spirits of vampires and monsters. It is said that some have even turned into seductive vampires and vampiresses. They are known to enjoy seeing others in pain.
The Dark Republican Party members are mostly found in the state of Utah.
It is said that Donald Trump was the closest to resemble the typical Dark Republican Party member. His resemblance to a typical Dark Republican party member is almost 5% of what a Dark Republican Party member would act and look like. This was the highest for any Republican President or VP, Dick Cheney was only 4% of how a Dark Republican Party member would act.
Person 1: Do you think we would ever see a Dark Republican Party member in the White House?
Person 2: No I do not think so, but we do have someone in the White House already that almost somewhat acts like one, and their name is Trump.
Person 2: No I do not think so, but we do have someone in the White House already that almost somewhat acts like one, and their name is Trump.
Dark Republican Party by MST3K I like November 25, 2020
Trump Republic
The new name that will be given to the grounds of Maralago in Florida after he leaves the White House at the end of his term.
Basically Trump will turn the grounds of Maralgo into a "Micro Nation".
Basically Trump will turn the grounds of Maralgo into a "Micro Nation".
Person 1: Did you hear that a micro nation has formed inside Florida?
Person 2: Where in Florida?
Person1: On the grounds of Maralago, the name of the micro nation is Trump Republic.
Person 2: Where in Florida?
Person1: On the grounds of Maralago, the name of the micro nation is Trump Republic.
Trump Republic by MST3K I like November 25, 2020